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First Monday

First Monday in the new house, that is. All in all, a pretty good day. Some highlights and updates:

Unpacking and Renovation

Wallpaper started in the dining room today. It’s looking beautiful. I also went by the Circuit City and picked up some component video cable (orange, green, and blue plugs) for the DVD player hooked up to my TV, something I’ve been meaning to do for a year. I’ll finally be getting the absolute best video quality. Not that I’m likely to be able to tell the difference, given my less than stellar eyesight, but someone probably will, and it seemed like a fine time for an equipment upgrade. Aside from wondering just how the electronics industry gets away with so drastically overpricing audio/visual cables, I’m pretty happy with my purchase. Especially since I found an unopened Monster audio RCA cable in a box. Since I didn’t buy it, I don’t even have to feel guilty about using such an over-hyped, overpriced brand. Instead, I have the opportunity to bask unencumbered in the glory of audio cable so thick that it would pass for Indiana Jones’ whip.

Phones! Internets! TVs!

The AT&T tech came early for the jack repair, which unfortunately took a few hours. We have working jacks again. Turns out the phone wiring in the attic was accidentally cut by someone when they were removing excess and antiquated wires from previous, very old cable television and phone installs. Oops.

(We actually have some old four prong telephone jacks around. They’re absolutely useless, but kind of fun to look at.)

And now for the ceremonial rant. I checked with the DSL people again today. Lo and behold, our order for DSL service had been somehow cancelled. For the second time–the first time they cancelled it two weeks before we moved in. Bizarre. At any rate, I was told that things were straightened out (again) and that we would be activated for service by Wednesday at 8p, this week. I even got an order confirmation number, which I’ve not had before.

The Billing Department representative also tried to sell me a 99 dollar router/modem and installation (even though I’ve already got a wireless router), and more long distance. She did this while I was waiting to find out when our DSL would be provisioned, and was incredibly pushy. I actually felt like I was being pressured into buying more services after being thoroughly confused. I eventually just agreed to “think about the offer” so I could get her to shut up about it, finish filling my order and get off the phone.

I suppose a bad experience with a customer service representative was inevitable, as much as I’ve been calling them. And I’ve been talking to the Billing Department, which means there was bound to be some sort of tomfoolery eventually. Still, grar.

I’m beyond any sort of frothing rage at this point. Actually, I’m not even angry or as frustrated as I could be. It’s getting just a bit too bizarre. I wouldn’t be suprised if our order is somehow cancelled again or squirrels eat through the phone lines. I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and announce I’ve been punk’d. At which point I’d probably stab him, because I just found my knife and internet withdrawal is starting to make me a bit twitchy.

Our very friendly satellite TV installer is also going to stop by tomorrow to switch out the ViP 211 HD receiver in my office with the ViP 722 HD receiver/DVR in the master bedroom. I called him today and asked if this was something I could do myself, but quickly realized that was not the case when I was told I would have to go up into the attic and retone the line. I don’t even know what that means.

Once we have the internet, I’m going to research what it will take to connect our receivers to the home network, and if it’s even worth it. Seems like a fun project.

Father of the Bride II is over in fifteen minutes, then I’m going to bed. Peace out.

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The Wallpaper, Part Deux. Also, AT&T is Gnarly.

For completeness’ sake, I note that after another day’s work by Mario the Wallpaper Installer, the paper in the master bedroom is pretty much done, except for some that will need to be redone because of faulty material (which we have already reordered). He’s going to start the dining room tomorrow. Cool.

Baseboards Wednesday. Probably.

Got the phone message confirmation for our jack repair appointment today. I don’t think I mentioned before, but I scheduled this appointment for the 2-6p window. I thought the 8-11a option too dangerous, because we’re still going at odd hours here and I doubt anyone would be very happy on the odd chance they showed up that early. There was a later window as well, but I didn’t want to give anyone reason to show up at 9p if I didn’t have to.

My thoughtful scheduling was for naught. According to the phone message, the tech will appear sometime between 8a and 6p. ¿Que? That’s not so much a window as the entire day. What was the point of scheduling a window, then?

Yes, I am aware this isn’t a major gripe, as I plan to be awake and getting together by 8 tomorrow morning anyway. Yet after the aforementioned, continuing madness with the DSL line and the revelation that we will need to pay exorbitant fees to get the jacks built into our walls to actually work, I find myself somewhat less magnanimous than usual. We’re not quite to the straw-camel point, though. I know I personally don’t plan to raze any buildings to the ground with a BIC lighter and a straight razor unless the DSL isn’t working by Wednesday night.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll now go back to being distracted by the Food Network in high definition. Mmm. Designer Wedding Cakes.

[tags]renovation, moving, wallpaper, AT&T, at&t, customer service, phone, phones, phone company, phone service[/tags]

Trip the Thursday Fantastico: Moving, Medication, and Other Stories

I’m typing this entry on Friday, 30 November. For reasons I shall explain below, no idea when it will actually be posted.

Moving, Continued…

Unpacking of boxes continues apace. What follows is not a complete progress report, but rather some highlights, as I (a) don’t have the stamina to write it all down (b) haven’t even bothered going into a couple of the bedrooms, so I can’t say what’s going on in there, and (c) don’t won’t to bore everyone to tears, which I’ve probably done already, if we’re being completely honest. The kitchen is virtually completely unpacked and set up, save for later rearranging and the retrieval of more pottery and implements from the storage on the coast, and the dining room is well on the way. My bedroom is now mostly free of cardboard containers, save one I’m holding off on until my office is ready to be stuffed full of my assorted electro-mechanical stuff. Clothing and other assorted goodies, like a very fashionable set of leather bound encyclopedias and history and law books, have resurfaced, as well. Like most other rooms in the house, save for one, it’s also free of baseboards (the trim around the bottom of walls), which means we can’t slide any furniture into place until my cousin comes up, probably this weekend or early next week, to install said baseboards, which won’t happen until the painting crew installs the wall paper in the dining room tomorrow morning. If we put my furniture in place now, we’d just have to move it again, which is a nonstarter, as it’s the Heaviest Solid Wood Furniture in the Universe. Our other pieces might not have quite the mass, but would be similarly cumbersome to prematurely move, and no one wants to risk accidental damage to the walls that were just repainted, at any rate. The downside to this being that we are currently camped out in the guest bedrooms, as ours are either filled with furniture stuck in the middle of the floor waiting to be put against the wall, filled with boxes, or otherwise not quite ready to be lived in. It doesn’t help that we don’t have beds for those rooms yet, either. The perils of moving from a place with two bedrooms to four and deciding the beds you already have look better in the guest suites.

There’s other little random stuff, like a floor needing to be fixed where a doorway was widened, some fans needing to be hung, the fact that none of our windows has any dressing except for some giant sheets of plastic hung in the bedrooms for modesty’s sake, but that’s really transient stuff. After all, we have satellite TV and surround sound speakers built in to the walls, so we’re easily distracted.

Painting has turned into a nightmare, but the less said about that the better.

Come and Swim in My Pool…Or Not

I’ve made much over the last few weeks of the pool we’re having installed, going so far as to pimp questionably exciting pictures of said water hole’s construction cycle in this space. Construction ground to a halt after the safety fence mandated by city ordinance apparently didn’t pass inspection, but that was apparently an error or has been otherwise taken care of (and if I sound vague it’s because I really don’t know what’s going on; the pool people didn’t really tell us much, as taking care of inspections and stuff behind the scenes is supposed to be part of the package. Today the plumber came out and turned the gas back on for the water heater in preparation for the final inspection, after which the plaster will be poured and the construction will be complete. So when I post a vague entry in a week or two proclaiming nothing more and nothing less than “IT’S ALIVE!” you’ll know what happened.

Infusion of Comfort and Joy and AT&T/Yahoo DSL (Or: The Time of Ranting is Upon You)

What follows is a brief description of my infusion that devolves into a lengthy rant about the not-quite-fun I’ve had trying to get our internet and phone jacks up and working. Let me preface my griping by noting that while I’m more than a little annoyed with ATT as a corporate service entity at this point, the support technicians I dealt with on the phone were friendly and did their best to help me. I’m ranting at the system, not them. I am also putting the rest of this entry under a cut, because it’s really just an evolved form of whining, and I am aware of that.

[tags]moving, pool, AT&T, at&t, dsl, yahoo dsl, yahoo DSL, yahoo, AT&T dsl, DSL, AT&T DSL, at&t dsl, at&t DSL[/tags]

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die einzwängenden Finger!

Title is the output of feeding Apple’s Translation Widget “The Cramping Fingers.” When translating the phrase back to English with the same widget, I get “the in-squeezing fingers.” Things like this keep me from worrying that machines will rise up to kill us in the near future.

I spend a disproportionate amount of my day in front of a computer, so I’m a bit of a keyboard geek. If I’ve got to use something for hours at a time, I want it to be top quality. For me and many others, the epitome of keyboards were the IBM Model M and Apple Extended Keyboard/Apple Extended Keyboard II, the latter of which was the keyboard I had on my first computer.

Quoting Steve from the Apple Extended Keyboard II page linked above, these keyboards are relics from a time

when building a keyboard actually meant building something that you could, in an emergency, reliably use as a blunt weapon.

Most modern keyboards would shatter if you attempted to use them to defend your person, and that’s just not acceptable. But I would wager that for most, it is not these relics’ value as melee weapons that makes them desirable. Rather, it is the mechanical, spring-based key-switches. These, as their name implies, spring back up immediately after they are pressed, which gives a much more solid feel–the user knows when a key has been hit, because it’s already trying to come back up.

Theoretically, and anecdotally in my usage, this results in a more pleasant typing experience, as the user expends much less energy pressing the keys, resulting in less hand strain and perhaps faster typing. By contrast, most modern keyboards use very cheap rubber/silicone membrane switches that are, for lack of a better word, mushy. There’s no real response in many of these cheap boards when you hit the keys, making it difficult to train your muscles when to know to stop, which means much wasted, superfluous effort and mashing.

There are a number of options for getting high quality mechanical keyboards today. I prefer the Das Keyboard. face-profile.jpg Out of all the boards I’ve seen currently in production with mechanical switches, it’s one of, if not the, sturdiest, and as such serves very well the keyboard-as-blunt-instrument-of-destruction ideal. It’s built with high quality mechanical switches, and doesn’t try to hide the fact that these switches are loud. When I really get going, it sounds like a tiny airplane is taking off, which I like to imagine impresses onlookers and passerby. Plus, there isn’t a single keycap anywhere on the entire keyboard. I’m enough of a nerd that I count that as a feature. And here’s a neat thing that those classic keyboards didn’t have: the keys are weighted. It takes less pressure to hit the keys meant for your pinky than for your pointer finger, etc. There’s even a nice chart on the we site illustrating the pressure zones. Cool! (Bonus: Casual usage of your computer by those just passing through is discouraged, as newcomers are thoroughly intimidated, even if they already know how to touch type. It’s kind of funny to watch.)

The keyboard does have two caveats potential buyers should be aware of. First, it’s rather expensive: 69-80 dollars retail, depending on where you shop. I don’t consider this a negative, per se: it’s a high quality piece of equipment and should last for years. You get what you pay for.

Caveat deux is a genuine negative, one I hadn’t discovered until tonight. The Das Keyboard is designed for Windows devices but since it’s just a USB keyboard there’s nothing to stop you from using it with a Mac. However, two of the key mappings are hardwired to be in the wrong place for a Mac user. Specifically, the Option (Alt) and Command (Windows)* keys are swapped. Since the latter is the key** to 95 percent of all keyboard shortcuts on the Mac, this is a bit of a problem, though it’s certainly not insurmountable. Quite the contrary, the solution is simple: using the Control Panel, it is very easy to tell the system to read a Command signal as Option, and vice versa. I did this several months ago when I got the keyboard and never thought about it again.

But as I mentioned in my last post, we’re moving, I’m writing this from a hotel room, and my svelte Das Keyboard is in the back of a Jeep Rubicon somewhere, which means I’m using my laptop’s built in keyboard again. I didn’t think much of this until I tried to Select All and instead pasted a symbol. Switching the key signals produced the proper behavior on the Das Keyboard, but left the internal keyboard with the key signals incorrectly swapped. Annoying. It took me ten minutes to realize the keyboard circuits hadn’t literally been crossed, and another ten to find the setting to switch the keys back, and thanks to my muscle memory and the odd contortions necessary to do keyboard shortcuts when the Command key is in the wrong place, I was left with a not insignificant bit of finger cramping. Double plus ungood.

This was easy enough to fix, but as far as I can tell, I have to go in and reset it manually every time I need to plug in/unplug my external keyboard. This is, obviously, somewhat lame, and could be fixed with a very simple keyboard driver from the makers of Das Keyboard, but they, like many other hardware vendors, do not believe full Mac support is worth their time, so I find myself faced with an experience that is overly clunky. Perhaps I can learn enough AppleScript to automate the setting changes? I shall have to ruminate on this. Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Peace out.

*Yes, I know Command and the Windows key are not direct analogues, but for the sake of this discussion, they’re close enough.
**Pun!

[tags]keyboard, keyboards, apple, apple extended keyboard, apple extended keyboard 2, apple extended keyboard II, ibm, ibm model m, model m, das keyboard, mac, macintosh, macs, macintoshes, os x, mac os x[/tags]

Digital Camera Shopping is Surely Some Mechanism for Cosmic Retribution.

Back in 2003, when 3 megapixel point and shoot cameras were considered totally wicked, I bought my first digicam, a Pentax Optio S. I’m not going to pretend I knew what I was doing; I basically just went into a camera store and talked to the salesman for a while about what I wanted to do (occasional snapshots with the ability to make nice prints, small footprint), and that’s what I ended up with. I also bought a giant (for the time) SD card and a nice leather carrying case, so I’m sure the salesman loved me. I used it for years, and it was good. I got great prints with it (as long as I never went over 4×6, which was fine), and we all used it a lot because it was so small and easy to carry. I didn’t pay attention to the digital camera market for years, as I’m far more of a computer hardware/software nerd than an audio-visual person.

Then my camera got stolen, sometime this past spring. I’m still not certain by whom, and I can’t even prove it really happened, but the fact remains that one day it was in my on-campus apartment, and one day it disappeared and I never found it again, even when I moved out. Unless it was struck by the All-Spark one day and came to life and ran off, someone had to have taken it. I didn’t get too upset though; I had some money saved up, and I thought it might be a good opportunity to shop for a new one. (I make no secret of the fact I like expensive tech toys, but once I buy something I pretty much use it until it falls apart/becomes too obsolete to work. I think of my technology as an investment.)

Let me preface everything that follows by saying I’m a digital camera neophyte, and I didn’t really start learning anything about how they work or what separates the good from the bad until mid-late May, so this is at best an expression of my current level of understanding that might be useful to those in a similar situation. At worst, it’s the ranting of someone who’s got no idea what they’re talking about and is completely overwhelmed by the sheer difficulty of picking out a camera and actually feeling like it’s a good camera to buy. If I am understanding something wrongly, please let me know.

After a few days of shopping around the internets, I became convinced I should’ve majored in digital cameras. It’s really amazing(ly frustrating) how complicated these devices are, and picking a good one is sadly not as simple as looking at who has the most megapixels. In fact, this is just about the worst thing to do: witness the Megapixel Myth. I really suggest reading the entire article (it’s not that long) to get a good idea of what I’m talking about, but the short story is more megapixels don’t necessarily mean better pictures, and in fact can lead to worse results if you’re not careful. But since this number is the one most easily graspable in digicam specs, camera manufacturers have made a habit of upping the MPs to make their products more exciting for shoppers with bigger-is-better mindsets, which work in most other product categories, but not consumer-level digital cameras.

Here’s the important bit (that the article goes over in great detail): a sensor inside a digital camera has one photosite for each pixel in an image. So, for a 3 MP image, it’s got roughly three million photosites. The bigger the sensor, the bigger each photosite, allowing the camera to capture more light for better color, better depth-of-field, less noise, etc. Smaller sensors also mean reduced performance/more noise at high ISOs (increased sensitivity of the sensor for faster shutter speeds and/or better performance in low light), because the sensors just aren’t big enough to capture enough data to produce anything that isn’t a noisy mess. Even at low ISOs, you run the risk of seeing less detail in general because the sensor just isn’t big enough to see it. All these new cameras that offer 8-12 megapixels on the cheap tend to use teeny-tiny sensors with even smaller photosites that, because of their size, are nosier, less detailed, shallower, etc. And even then, all these cameras do lots of processing on the raw image in software before the picture is saved to compensate for the tiny sensor. In a lot of cases, a 6 MP camera with a bigger sensor will deliver pictures of much higher quality than a 12 megapixel camera with a sensor roughly the size of two ants standing next to each other. This is how Digital SLRs (those giant professional cameras) work. A 6MP Digital SLR will beat out the latest and greatest picket cam with double the MP count because the DLSR’s sensor is comparatively huge (there are other factors like lenses to consider as well, but this is a big one).

I’m not the only one that’s found themselves boggling over this. Tim Bray, programmer at Sun who’s doing some really cool stuff with Atom and Atom Publishing, chronicles a similar search for a new camera. He eventually settled on a Canon A710 IS.

So the trick, in my humble, frustrated opinion, is to find a camera with a good megapixel-to-sensor-size ratio. As an example, my Pentax had a 1/1.25″ sensor and took beautiful shots because the photosites were comparatively large. The same size sensor is in use today in pocket cams with more than double the MP count, and you can bet they’re noisy as all get out in low-light/large print situations. Even figuring out what the sensor size is on a camera is a challenge: most manufacturers don’t print that kind of information on the box, and you’ve got to go hunting at digital camera review sites, and even when you find the info, it’s hard to understand. Consumer digital cameras express their sensor sizes in fractional inches as shown, and if you’re looking at DSLRs, you’re talking about millimeters squared (though if you’re shopping for a DLSR, you’re probably not reading this). That being said, more megapixels does mean more ability to crop a photo (zoom into one possibly very small area of it and still be able to make a decent print). But again, a small sensor will be limiting here.

Add to that that digital SLR cameras have gotten so much cheaper over the last several years. Camera companies just aren’t making prosumer (big sensor/nice lense/etc.) point and shoots like they used to, because they think that anyone who cares that much will just go for one of the “cheap” SLRs. This is faulty logic, as the cheapest pro-cam is still in the 700-800 dollar range, not including the lense(s). Those cameras are are also about the same size as my head–my old Pentax would fit in an Altoids box. While I don’t need something that small, I would like something that would fit in my pants pocket. (I don’t really think the kind of camera I want is so advanced that it needs to be in any way categorized as “pro,” but that just goes to show how much the camera makers have lowered the expectations of consumers.

Why am I worried about all this so much?

As I said before, I view technology as an investment, and I like to feel like I’m getting a good price-performance balance whenever I buy something. I don’t want to spend a couple hundred bucks or more (camera, case, memory, taxes/shipping, etc. adds up quickly) for something that only performs so-so, or with features I can’t even use. What’s the point of having a high ISO camera when the sensor’s so small that every time you try to take pictures in low light you end up with overly noisy garbage, or 12 megapixels when the sensor can only make really nice pictures with quality set to 6 MP? Why even sell a camera with modes that will always produce noisy, grainy, ugly pictures that you’ll never want to keep? Worse yet, those that don’t know any better might just assume it’s their computer/printer/whatever causing the quality issue and drive themselves crazy trying to fix something that can’t be helped. I’ve accepted that I’m not going to be able to get a camera without a movie mode, which I don’t really want, but there’s no reason I should have to settle for mediocre performance in normal situations. I want to just be able to pick up my camera in any situation and take a good picture without having to worry about manual settings, secure in the knowledge I could print an 8×10 if I wanted without it looking like a painting. For the average person, taking good photos should be a brainless or near-brainless activity.

Yeah, right. I’ve also come to accept that whatever camera I get, I will have to learn how to use some of the manual settings (white balance, exposure, iso, scene modes, etc.) to get the best results. Cameras just aren’t smart enough to do it all on their own (e.g.: auto mode), though they can get almost all the way there. For most people, most of the time–myself included, that’s more than good enough.

So, what to buy?

Despite all this (or maybe because of it) I have managed to find a couple good looking cameras with good sensor/MP ratios I’d be happy to own for years to come. I’m going to list them here, but I’d love to hear your recommendations if you’ve got any. I’m still looking around, so I might end up adding more to this list.

  • Fujifilm F31fd: Discontinued and rapidly becoming scarce, the F31fd pocket cam was renowned for its 1/1.7″ SuperCCD (a proprietary Fujifilm sensor that’s known for high ISO/low noise performance). It’s got face detection, which I like, but no image stabilization, which worries me since I’ve got shaky hands. Everyone raves about them, though, so I’m seriously considering it, especially since the F50fd (its replacement) is one of those tiny-sensor/big MP things I’ve spent so much time lambasting. Of course, no definitive reviews of the F50fd are out yet because it’s not shipping until October, so no one can say for sure that it’s not a better camera, though initial tests using pre-production models aren’t looking good. I’d love to wait until a good review comes out, but I have a feeling all the F31fds will be gone by then, and I’ll be left feeling stupid.
  • Fujifilm S6000fd: this SLR-like bridge-cam uses the same sensor with a newer image processor, as well as some other tweaks that arguably improve image quality–except at very high ISOs, where the F31fd has an edge. It’s also comparatively huge. I wouldn’t even consider it because of it’s size, except for the fact that it’s not being cancelled (yet), has a 10x zoom (compared 3x on the F31fd), and a whole lot of manual controls (that I don’t know how to use, though the zoom ring and rapid-shooting modes are cool). It’s really designed, I think, for those who have moved beyond simple point and shoots, but aren’t ready for the huge investment of a DSLR yet, but I include it here because it’s got stupendous image quality and there’s really not another camera like it on the market. I’m not really there yet, and since photography isn’t a hobby of mine, I may never get there. I do like the idea of a camera that writes RAW files (that is, the raw pixels as taken in by the camera before they’re processed and turned into a JPEG). This would give me the option of correcting any flawed pictures in post-processing (something else I don’t know how to do but might like to learn, or at the very least have someone else do for me). My attraction to this camera really illustrates my point, though: to get the pixel-to-sensor ratio I want, RAW, and a bigger zoom, I find myself looking to buy a camera with tons of features I don’t even know how to use and probably wouldn’t ever need. It really shouldn’t be this hard.

Right now I really like the F31fd, and am coming really close to wanting to buy it. I just wish I had time to see the results from DPR’s f50fd review, whenever it comes down. I’d feel like an idiot spending money on a discontinued camera only to find out its replacement model was better (as unlikely as that is, given the f50fd’s smaller, non SuperCCD sensor and 12MP pixel count).

I wonder how many people skip all this and just get PhotoCDs with their regular film cameras.

[tags]digital photography, digicams, digital cameras, digicam, digital cameras, megapixel, megapixels, prosumer, sensor, pentax, optio s, canon, fuji, fujifilm, s6000fd, fuji s6000fd, fujifilm 6000fd, fuji f31fd, fujifilm f31fd[/tags]

Hot Topic, I am in Fear and Awe and Terror of You.

As a rule, I generally avoid Hot Topic stores, though I can’t say exactly why. Just some sort of instinctual aversion. Or it may be that their prices are exorbitantly high and for the most part I’m way out of the target demographic. Be that as it may, they do have some cool merchandise related to the new Transformers movie. Not too cheesy and well-made looking. So I went looking around and found that they do in fact have a lot of stuff I like (mostly retro merchandise). I thought it might be fun to share some links to some of my favorite stuff. Just ’cause I can’t get any of it right now doesn’t mean somebody else doesn’t have some disposable income they’re looking to spend on some cool gear. (On a slightly strange note, they also seem to carry a variety of grindhouse film-related merchandise. Right next to the disturbing Hello Kitty hot pants. The fact I think this is only slightly strange probably says something bad about my mental state.)

And while we’re talking about these so called “hot pants,” who are they trying to fool? I have briefs bigger than that. And don’t tell me they actually mean for these things to be worn as underwear, because they advertise their undergarments as undergarments. I think this is part of my instinctual aversion: this is not the kind of clothing I would want my theoretical child wearing, and that’s exactly who it’s marketed to. Unless there’s a large demographic of 20-30-somethings that want Bambi and Mickey Mouse and Hello Kitty on their crotch that I don’t know about. I probably don’t want to know.

I’m also quite frankly stunned at the huge amount of merchandise related to Disney’s Bambi.

Anyhow, on with the geeking out over cool shirts below the cut.

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Sexism in Comics: The Mary Jane Watson Statue

Edited 13 March 2008 12:25 CDT: Noticed some strange grammar errors/missing words on my local copy and wanted to make sure they weren’t present on the net.

I’ve been aware of (and disgusted by) this Mary Jane “Comiquette” for about a week, and meaning to post on it, but I kept putting it off. I’m not including the actual image in this post because looking at it for more than 30 seconds makes me cringe and more than a little angry. Aside from that, it’s just not something I want displayed on a site that amounts to my primary presence on the entire Internet.

Fandom seemed to be doing an excellent job of vocalizing our collective outrage. As a warning, some of the links on that page lead to pages written by very pissed-off, if not highly eloquent people, so there might be a spot of profanity. I link to it not because I want ya’ll to read all of it, but because I want you to get an idea of how many people are talking about this across the comics-oriented part of the blogosphere. At first, I didn’t feel I really needed to add to the discussion, as so many eloquent people, some of whom I have the honor to know at least tangentially, had taken up the challenge with wit, intelligence, and well thought out critiques. If you’re not into comics but want to know what all the fuss is about, I’d suggest this short entry from one of the founders of Girl-Wonder, a network of sites dedicated to the positive, empowered depiction of women and girls in the comic industry.

But as the week went on, I thought more about it, and came up with some things about this that bother me that aren’t being mentioned anywhere else (that I’ve seen) or that I’d like to expound on. Then, I turned on MSNBC this morning and saw that the whole thing had finally hit the news–I first saw it at 11:25AM CST, and it’s been repeated several times throughout the day. One of the “experts” they had on, a comic book store owner, basically said the statue was okay because it was a) a very expensive statue aimed at adults and b) corresponded to Mary Jane’s current self-image, as she’s a supermodel/actress. So, apparently, according to this guy, it’s okay so long as children don’t see it, and also, for those of us who didn’t know, Mary Jane’s self-image is not that of a Vogue-class model and Broadway actress, but is somewhere closer to stereotypical hypersexualized trailer trash, which is all you can logically take away from this statue without a certain measure of delusion coming into play. Given the fact that Spider Man and Mary Jane are the Marvel equivilent of Superman and Lois Lane, this is an absolutely terrible excuse.

Needless to say, my anger, which had boiled down to exasperation, was re-ignited, and I’m writing this as a catharsis as much as anything else.

Why This is Important to Me

There are a few reasons why I’m taking the time to write all this. Most immediately, the statue doesn’t represent the character of Mary Jane I’ve come to appreciate as a Spider-Man fan. For that matter, I can’t imagine Peter ever expecting her to dress that way. Secondly, this is symptomatic of the larger sexism and mysogny in the comic book industry. There’s a reason I feel slightly embarrassed about being comic aficionado, and it has nothing to do with the stories and everything to do with the fact that this sort of display is entirely too common and I’d rather not have to deal with people looking at me like I’m reading porn when I happen to be caught with an issue of … anything. This statue just happens to be so egregious in its offense that it managed to make the national news. Still, it provides an opportunity to express dissatisfaction with this sort of behavior, as many of its flaws (e.g.: dumping logic and established characterization for the sake of hypersexualization) are endemic of the industry at large. I’m not sure what the solution is, as money talks and too many people are willing to buy this sort of trash for the content creators to be fiscally motivated to commit to positive change, but I do know that spreading awareness must be part of that solution.

One of the big justifications I frequently see for this sort of hypersexuality is the assertion that comic book women aren’t real, so whatever’s done to them or however they’re dressed doesn’t matter. But the thing is, comic books, movies, and television are pervasive enough that they may influence how (some, especially younger) readers perceive reality and expect it to be. In this context, I do not believe I need to explain why this statue sends an undesirable message. Those that argue it’s for adults not children don’t seem to realize that if a young person were to see this in an adult’s collection–and make no mistake, at 130 bucks this thing is meant to be displayed–they would assume it was an acceptable thing to have around. That’s not a message I think anyone should even potentially be sending. You could argue that the solution is to not let kids see the thing (or anything like it) but if it’s not something you want a child to see because it’s inappropriate, what exactly is it you’re selling if not a sexually exploitive piece?

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Let me make a quick inductive comparison. The person on the left there is Doreen Green, otherwise known as Squirrel Girl. She’s one of my favorite (and also sadly underused) teenage superheroes, and happens to be 15 or 16 years old–it’s hard to be exactly sure with comics. Now, with her age in mind, try to picture her in a pose similar the one presented in the Mary Jane statue. You’re likely left with some level of unease and distaste. Why, if according to the manufacturer there’s nothing wrong with this sort of thing? It’s inappropriate because of her age, which can only be the case if it’s an explicitly sexualized pose, even if it’s not necessarily pornography. The Mary Jane statue is therefore not simply aimed at adult consumers in terms of price range, as the manufacturer suggests, but deals with adult subject matter, and should be either acknowledged as such, or preferably not sold at all. It should not be represented as the mainstream view of this character, as this gives a wrong impression not only of the comics but of those of us who read them that find this sort of thing offensive.

That’s pretty much my argument in a nutshell. There are some individual points I want to address for those interested, but I am aware that not everyone will want to read more about this, as what follows will be a closer examination of the incongruities of the statue itself and the coverage it’s received in the news, so I’m placing the rest of this entry under a cut.

[tags]comics, comic books, spider-man, spider man, mary jane, mary jane watson, statue, sexism, misogyny, marvel, msnbc, news media, statuette, Sideshow Collectibles, squirrel girl, censorship[/tags]

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Grar, internet.

The next step in the law school process is to fill out a FAFSA (Free Application for Federal Student Aid). I did the worksheet for this last night, using Apple Safari. So I just went to actually do the thing, again using Safari, and was told I was using, and I quote, “a non-certified browser.”

Now, I keep Flock (a Firefox deriviative) around for just this sort of thing, but it still grates on me when I’m told the default browser that ships with every Macintosh on the planet, and which most novice users will have neither the knowledge nor inclination to want to change, is insufficient. Especially given that most of the time, these sorts of messages are generated by javascript that is checking not for functionality, but rather a specific user-agent string in the HTTP headers (the string your browser uses to identify itself to the world).

Note that Safari is based on Apple’s WebKit rendering engine, which itself is based on KHTML, the HTML rendering engine built into the Konqueror web browswer included with KDE, the Linux desktop environment. I wonder how many Linux/Unix users are unable to access this form with their standard setup. (Thankfully, Firefox is also bundled with virtually every Linux distribution.)

It also shows bad design in general on the part of the web designers. I was able to do the worksheet and fill out the form to get my Department of Education PIN, with Safari, but not do the application. This is a rather silly inconsistency. I wonder how many calls the FAFSA support hotlines get from people confused about this.

I’ll be starting up Flock now, which like any Firefox related application is dog-slow and somewhat unstable on my (admittedly aging) system, and going to work on this application. Bad Department of Education. Bad. No cookie.

Rant over. I think I’d like some cheese now.

[tags]fafsa, interoperability, safari, mac, firefox, khtml, flock[/tags]

The Charge of the Light Brigade … or not.

For my Communication and Memory paper, which I will discribe in full detail later, I’m analyzing the film representations of the Charge of the Light Brigade. To this end, I procured a copy of the two films about this event, the 1936 version and the 1968 version. I’m writing about the older movie tomorrow, so I watched it tonight.

Well, I just watched a movie called The Charge of the Light Brigade. There even was eventaully a charge, made by a brigade … with about nine minutes left to go in the film. The first two hours were about some love affair in India and some evil sheik that massacred a bunch of people. With 15 minutes to go no one had uttered the words “Light Brigade,” and I wasn’t convinced I was actually watching the right movie. I’m not entirely sure this evil person actually existed, but even if he did … wow. My brain is trying to escape out my ears. This movie is represented as being “a historically-inspired fictionalization.” I’ve researched the actual event thoroughly, and I can say with certainty that it would have been better known as presenting an “alternate reality.”

The good news? I planned to slam the movie as being historically inaccurate, so that’s not going to be a problem. It’s going to be easier than I ever imagined.

The bad news? I’m terrified that people will watch this movie and think they’ve got some idea of what happened in the Crimean War. Every historical aspect of this movie, save the fact that the British Empire ruled India and participated in the Crimean War and the Battle of Balaclava specifically, is as far as I can tell completely wrong. Even the uniforms were out of whack.

If you watch this movie, be aware that everything you see is basically fiction. It does not reflect recorded history in any meaningful way. It does not reflect reality in any meaningful way. You’re better off looking at Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that can be edited by anyone, including Ann Coulter.

New life goal: Invent time machine for the sole purpose of going back in time and taking vengence upon everyone involved in this film, for the sake of the entire human race. Yes. Good plan. I hear that such a device may have other applications, like settling once and for all what killed the dinosaurs, or who killed JFK, but these queries surely pale in comparison to the vital importance of erasing The Charge of the Light Brigade from existence.

The fact that Warner Brothers had a Research Department whose sole purpose was to come up with historical background information for films and they … excreted … this thing is quite frankly terrifying.

My brain is litterally hurting after the epic struggle between the part of me that knows what really happened and the part desperately trying to pay attention to the film enough to write about it. I’m going to bed now, before my brain starts analyzing the myriad plotholes and implodes.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

The Good

I have just received notification that my request to join Pi Sigma Alpha, the scholastic honor society for political science majors/minors, has been approved. Now I just need to send in my one-time membership fee. I had originally planned, about four years ago, to make sure I got into this and Upsilon Pi Epsilon (the computer science honor society). Now I’ve done it, and I’m quite happy. Getting in Alpha Chi, a general scholastic honor society, and Omicron Delta Kappa, a leadership honor society, were both instances of unexpected yay. The four of them together cover every aspect of my life here at SU, so I guess I did something right. :)

The Bad
Last night, a form of the Norfolk virus (that bug that gets people on cruise ships en mass) attacked my roommate and I. Needless to say, I was not only insomiacal, but fevered and suffering from various bodily malfunctions I don’t think I need to describe here. It was really quite horrible. I’m finally starting to feel a little better, though. I’ve been able to sip on gatorade since about 2 without my stomach cramping so bad it feels like I’m going to explode. I haven’t eaten anything today, but since I’m doing better, I might try a Popsicle later.

The dreams were a doozy too. My favorite was the one where I was Ibn, the adulterous exhiled warrior from The 13th Warrior played by Antonio Banderas. I was trying to run away after cavorting with someone (I assume there was cavorting…the dream starts with me completely dressed except for my feet, but we’re both sure panicked while I’m trying to put on my boots.). Long story short, I don’t escape in time and am attacked and fatally wounded by a jealous lover’s dogsnake.

Yes, a dogsnake. It’s a creature that apparently exists in my mind. Think of a giant sized Yorkshire Terrier, but with snake fangs that spit venom. Seriously.

I’m not even going to try to analyze this dream. Yikes.
I am somewhat consoled to remember that in my second dream, which was basically me and some friends yelling at some jackalope in the computer lab who had the nerve to insult my sense of humor and tell me I was a horrible person (yes, I know, weird), I seemed to have a girlfriend.

Incredibly freaky, but way better than having the dogsnake go after my crotch. (This happened, but he missed and got me in the leg. Yay…I think.)

Yeah. Fever dreams are the awesome. ::twitch::

The Ugly

Lord, I wish they’d test the paternity of Anna Nicole’s baby already. This whole thing has gone from interesting to annoying to just plain sick. Do we really need live in-courtroom footage of what is essentially a private matter. I mean, really?

By the same note, all these talking heads who are using Britney Spears’ emotional crisis to belittle her and have experts on to speculate about why she’s going insane and how funny it is, when essentially no one knows what’s really going on, is downright disgusting. I’m specifically looking at you, Tucker Carlson, but I’m sure if I bothered to watch FoxNews or CNN I’d have a bone to pick with some of those guys too. Tucker, if someone in your family has an emotional/mental crisis are you going to call them pathetic?
Idiot.

Also, James Brown is still not buried. WTF?

Micro-rant.

I am in the process of finalizing my law school applications, as some of you know. On the good news front, I’ve sent off my UT application, and am busily looking for orange goats to sacrifice. If you see any, let me know.

But yes, the rant. Both the UT and SMU application PDFs are formatted as forms. So, you can type directly onto them, fill in checkboxes, and all that good stuff. Neat. Completely typed applications should be impressive, right?

Except, neither school makes doing this easy: both their applications, when opened in the newest version of Adobe Reader, inform you that no, you will not be able to save data you type into the form, only print it out. This wasn’t a problem for me when I did the UT app, as I was able to do it all in one sitting, but I worked on the SMU app last night and couldn’t finish it all, so I left it open.

About forty minutes ago, My computer promptly decided to crash for the first time in three months.

Application go poof.

This is surely proof that I’m not as paranoid as I thought I was, and the universe really does plot against me.

Grr.




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