Earlier, I fixed myself a hot dog for late lunch. Decided I wanted cheese. Decided the quickest way to attain cheesedog-ness would be to put cheese in with the hot dog when I wrapped it in paper towel and microwaved it. Especially given that I’m using grated cheese, this is ideal, as it easily allows for coating on all sides.
Unforseen problem: Cheese melted, but stuck to paper. Most of the cheese came off with the paper. Some of the cheese stayed on, with the paper.
Solution: name new dish cheese-paper dog. Declare it quite good.
Just kidding, of course. All the paper came off and the hotdog was quite good, though not as cheesy as I might have wanted. Though it just occurs to me as I type this that they do make edible paper. Hmm. Possibilities.